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Filth

I would just like to vent about a terrible situation I experienced this evening. I will use initials for everything so as to protect the innocent and the not-so-innocent alike. I went to T. Lounge at E. B. College with my friends J.M. and J.S. to work on our six packs. We have an ab workout video that we like to do, and T. Lounge is our typical place to do it since it is the only lounge with a television. After working out, we walked over to the table and noticed an appalling sight. Someone had made some sort of chicken in a crock pot and left a cutting board and knife sitting out which were both covered in chicken remains. In addition to this, there was a bag of blood sitting on the table. In a bucket they had various chicken by-products, not to mention the leftovers still in the crock pot. Though disgusting, this situation would not be so bad if it were isolated. It is commonly known that T. Lounge is the grossest place in D., Iowa and smells like a toilet. There was also a bowl with rice crispy treat leftovers and a whole stick of butter just sitting on the table. There is another crock pot full of left over food that has literally been sitting on the table for two weeks.

I must have counseling, and the people responsible for this sordid mess will pay for it.

Survival of the Fittest Blogger

Creating a blog on blogspot seemed to be a simple thing to me upon first glance. However, it was not long before I was met with great difficulty. Who would have known that the blog title in the URL "allelsefailed" was already taken? In addition to this, they wanted me to type a series of letters into a box to assure that I was not a bot. I swear I am not a bot, but I could not make out what the letters were. It took me two tries to get it right. If I have already encountered such troubles before even my first post, who knows what's in store for me? It's a tough world here in the blog jungle.